There's nothing i can do to hide the evidence, the achievements are right there on my profile. The sad reality is that i still bloody completed Star Ocean 4. Special shout-out though to Kitty Girl McChuckleTits and her unique comedy stylings that made me yearn for a reality in which she dies a slow, agonising death by fire in some bizarre plot twist. I mean the entire cast is actual shit tier but Lymle is just several magnitudes of pure shit below even Edgelord Maverick and whatever the rest of those shower of cunts are called. Honestly i think the only redeeming thing that could ever be gained from the creation of She Who Shall Not Be Named is the potential hilarity of saying lines like "I'd fuck me, 'kay" and "Put the lotion in the fucking basket! 'Kay" in that horrible voice that could only be described as "Babby's first Xanax overdose to try to counter being stuck in a K-hole". Like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. #Star ocean the last hope edge movieThen i would re-enact famous game and movie scenes with her voice. If i ever started up a gaming podcast i would dedicate one of these 60 minute odd episodes to just shitting on Lymle for the entirety of its duration. I could write a whole essay on Lymle and how this dumpster fire of a character inspires the kind of rage and loathing that i don't think i have ever experienced for any other character in gaming, or any media in general but honestly OP summed it up beautifully: Fuck Lymle. Star Ocean 4 is what happens when anime is allowed to run rampant. Though I ultimately think the Star Ocean series’ combat is clunky at best and if the series wasn’t dead there’d be a lot of revamping to do bc it doesn’t really have anything other than a sci-fi setting (and 4 is the only one that doesn’t feel like a bait-and-switch) It’s a shame because I love the presentation of the game (even the “uncanny bobblehead” look). Generic hero, zero charm, and an annoying mid-game arc to boot. There is a 99.999% possibility that I am currently speaking” shtick got old very fastĪnd then there’s Edge. Edge, there is a 96.74838292% possibility that my gluteus maximus is currently attached to my rear and my body is functioning normally. Has scenes where she slaps main characterīasically whole life revolves around Edge it’s really patheticĪnd also is extremely annoying with a high pitched and non-convincing “meow”īacchus is charming at first but his “Mr. Obsessed w main character who is childhood friend I tried to see her as endearing but I can’t. It’s bad enough that cutscenes are awkward, slow, almost always at least 15 mins long, and lacking background music, but my god these characters. #Star ocean the last hope edge Ps4I have it on my ps4 so I decided to continue my playthrough (originally played and beat it on 360 in 2009)
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